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[[File:Arstotzka.png|thumb|right|alt=A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese. |A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on [[MCGalaxy With Cheese]]. ]]
[[File:Arstotzka.png|thumb|right|alt=A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese. |A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on [[MCGalaxy With Cheese]]. ]]


'''Disclaimer: This page is sanctioned by the Arstotzkan Government, and is not endorsed by They Also Do It, Inc.'''
'''Disclaimer: This page is sanctioned by the Arstotzkan Government, and is not fully endorsed by They Also Do It, Inc.'''


'''Arstotzka''' is a "communist" country and the setting of ''Papers, Please''. It is the greatest country in the world{{citation needed}}. Glory to Arstotzka!
'''Arstotzka''' is a "communist" country and the setting of ''Papers, Please''. It is the greatest country in the world{{citation needed}}. Glory to Arstotzka!


It frequently gets terrorists from [[Kolechia]] at the Grestin border, but the guards always{{citation needed}} kick their ass and make them explode!
It frequently gets terrorists from [[Kolechia]] at the Grestin border, but the guards always keep them out!{{citation needed}}


Arstotzka beat Kolechia's ass in war so now they have the East Grestin checkpoint! Kolechians are really salty about it.
Arstotzka has beaten Kolechia in war so now they have the East Grestin checkpoint, causing Kolechian's distrust and hatred of Arstotzka to worsen.


If you are caught being an asshole the Arstotzkan police will arrest you and put you right in jail and force you to do labor.
If you are caught being a bad citizen, the Arstotzkan police will arrest you, and send you to a labour prison.


The country's famous motto is "Glory to Arstotzka!"
The country's famous motto is "Glory to Arstotzka!"


Arstotzka has apartments but they kinda suck d- THEY'RE GREAT THEY'RE SO GOOD I'VE BEEN LIVING IN ONE FOR MONTHS AND I LOVE IT!!! DON'T SHOOT ME!!!
Arstotzka has great apartments


Their Ministry of Information hates stub pages.
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[[Category:Countries]]
[[Category:Countries]]

Revision as of 20:14, 1 September 2024

A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese.
A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese.

Disclaimer: This page is sanctioned by the Arstotzkan Government, and is not fully endorsed by They Also Do It, Inc.

Arstotzka is a "communist" country and the setting of Papers, Please. It is the greatest country in the world (citation needed) . Glory to Arstotzka!

It frequently gets terrorists from Kolechia at the Grestin border, but the guards always keep them out! (citation needed)

Arstotzka has beaten Kolechia in war so now they have the East Grestin checkpoint, causing Kolechian's distrust and hatred of Arstotzka to worsen.

If you are caught being a bad citizen, the Arstotzkan police will arrest you, and send you to a labour prison.

The country's famous motto is "Glory to Arstotzka!"

Arstotzka has great apartments

Their Ministry of Information hates stub pages.