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[[File:Arstotzka.png|thumb|right|alt=A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese. |A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on [[MCGalaxy With Cheese]]. ]]


[[File:Arstotzka.png|thumb|right|alt=A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese. |A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on [[MCGalaxy With Cheese]]. ]]
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'''Arstotzka''' is a "communist" country and the setting of ''Papers, Please''. It is the greatest country in the world{{citation needed}}. Glory to Arstotzka!
'''Arstotzka''' is a "communist" country and the setting of ''Papers, Please''. It is the greatest country in the world{{citation needed}}. Glory to Arstotzka!
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It frequently gets terrorists from [[Kolechia]] at the Grestin border, but the guards always{{citation needed}} kick their ass and make them explode!
It frequently gets terrorists from [[Kolechia]] at the Grestin border, but the guards always{{citation needed}} kick their ass and make them explode!


I have to write at least three lines of text about how great Arstotzka is or I will be fired from my journalism job! Glory to Arstotzka!!!
Arstotzka beat Kolechia's ass in war so now they have the East Grestin checkpoint! Kolechians are really salty about it.
 
If you are caught being an asshole the Arstotzkan police will arrest you and put you right in jail and force you to do labor.
 
The country's famous motto is "Glory to Arstotzka!"
 
Arstotzka has apartments but they kinda suck d- THEY'RE GREAT THEY'RE SO GOOD I'VE BEEN LIVING IN ONE FOR MONTHS AND I LOVE IT!!! DON'T SHOOT ME!!!
 
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[[Category:Countries]]
[[Category:Countries]]

Revision as of 22:20, 17 August 2023

A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese.
A photo of the East Grestin region of Arstotzka, taken on MCGalaxy With Cheese.

Disclaimer: This page is sanctioned by the Arstotzkan Government, and is not endorsed by They Also Do It, Inc.

Arstotzka is a "communist" country and the setting of Papers, Please. It is the greatest country in the world (citation needed) . Glory to Arstotzka!

It frequently gets terrorists from Kolechia at the Grestin border, but the guards always (citation needed) kick their ass and make them explode!

Arstotzka beat Kolechia's ass in war so now they have the East Grestin checkpoint! Kolechians are really salty about it.

If you are caught being an asshole the Arstotzkan police will arrest you and put you right in jail and force you to do labor.

The country's famous motto is "Glory to Arstotzka!"

Arstotzka has apartments but they kinda suck d- THEY'RE GREAT THEY'RE SO GOOD I'VE BEEN LIVING IN ONE FOR MONTHS AND I LOVE IT!!! DON'T SHOOT ME!!!

Their Ministry of Information hates stub pages.